Dark Matter and stuff

Ok so this time we were floating outside of this nebula and I was all official like and told No. 1 to just bring us in so we can see what's going on. There was a class M planet in like 3 days or something (Data called them 'lite hours'). I'm walking around the deck doing my thing but then weird stuff happened. Like all the stuff on my desk had somehow wound up on the floor underneath. I asked Worf to look and he did his usual RED ALERT THERE IS AN ENEMY. I took him to take some synthehol and chill out. Anyway while all this was happening, Data got a girlfriend. No joke. She was sort of vulnerable and I can't believe Data submitted to it. Anyway, Data figures out that there's this space-time problem in these little floating bubbles, and when it goes through the ship, it's like a giant hole of nothing. One of LaForge's girls fell into one and when it disappeared, she was totally killed because she, like, rematerialized right in the floor. Damn that sucked.

So anyway Data did his usual thing to get us out of there with some simulations. We figured we could steer around these things to get out of the nebula (WOOPS! BAD DECISION!). No. 1, sweet guy that he is, was like hey let's get a noname into the shuttle to figure out the best way to maneuver around these things. But I was like, F no dude, I'm the captain. I'll go! Well sure enough, I had problems with the darn thing and almost got killed, but O'Malley, thank G...he totally transported me out just in time. Then boom, we were out of the nebula and also Data got dumped. Big day, so I'm gonna go to the holodeck with a simulation of that girl Q stole from me for a little while....