Ok so this time we were floating outside of this nebula and I was all official like and told No. 1 to just bring us in so we can see what's going on. There was a class M planet in like 3 days or something (Data called them 'lite hours'). I'm walking around the deck doing my thing but then weird stuff happened. Like all the stuff on my desk had somehow wound up on the floor underneath. I asked Worf to look and he did his usual RED ALERT THERE IS AN ENEMY. I took him to take some synthehol and chill out. Anyway while all this was happening, Data got a girlfriend. No joke. She was sort of vulnerable and I can't believe Data submitted to it. Anyway, Data figures out that there's this space-time problem in these little floating bubbles, and when it goes through the ship, it's like a giant hole of nothing. One of LaForge's girls fell into one and when it disappeared, she was totally killed because she, like, rematerialized right in the floor. Damn that sucked.
So anyway Data did his usual thing to get us out of there with some simulations. We figured we could steer around these things to get out of the nebula (WOOPS! BAD DECISION!). No. 1, sweet guy that he is, was like hey let's get a noname into the shuttle to figure out the best way to maneuver around these things. But I was like, F no dude, I'm the captain. I'll go! Well sure enough, I had problems with the darn thing and almost got killed, but O'Malley, thank G...he totally transported me out just in time. Then boom, we were out of the nebula and also Data got dumped. Big day, so I'm gonna go to the holodeck with a simulation of that girl Q stole from me for a little while....
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Totally to like the Nth Degree
Man what a weird week!
It all started when we went to figure out why this gigantic, unmanned telescope floating in space had stopped working. We showed up and there was this huge soda can floating nearby. Data did a scan, and saw that there was nothing aboard it. Rather than send a probe, I decided to let my chief engineer and one of his minions named Barclay go out on a shuttle to check it out. Then you know what? This huge flash of light happened! Geordi was fine because he has that visor on anyway, but Barclay totally got wiped out.
Then the probe started following us. We tried phasers and they did nothing. Worf was off his game, I guess. (What you got to do with Worf is insult his upbringing or get him a mate.) Anyway, I tried backing up at half impulse and the probe just kept coming. Well I waited so long on it that the probe got too close to even destroy. Then this guy Barclay comes onto the bridge and tells us to do some multi-whatchamacallem and boom, the probe was destroyed. Nice!
Things just got crazier from there because this engineer guy got so smart he was like 8 humans. He told Einstein what's what in the holodeck, then plugged himself into the computer.
He got so smart that he even stopped using his mouth to talk! He took full control of the ship, created a gravitron field, and brought us to the center of the galaxy to meet an alien. Well, after that we were put right back to where we were (the telescope, remember?) Barclay's back to normal except he's hitting on Troi hardcore, so I figured he was good enough to get back to his job even though he took over the ship. It wasn't for long anyway.
It all started when we went to figure out why this gigantic, unmanned telescope floating in space had stopped working. We showed up and there was this huge soda can floating nearby. Data did a scan, and saw that there was nothing aboard it. Rather than send a probe, I decided to let my chief engineer and one of his minions named Barclay go out on a shuttle to check it out. Then you know what? This huge flash of light happened! Geordi was fine because he has that visor on anyway, but Barclay totally got wiped out.
Then the probe started following us. We tried phasers and they did nothing. Worf was off his game, I guess. (What you got to do with Worf is insult his upbringing or get him a mate.) Anyway, I tried backing up at half impulse and the probe just kept coming. Well I waited so long on it that the probe got too close to even destroy. Then this guy Barclay comes onto the bridge and tells us to do some multi-whatchamacallem and boom, the probe was destroyed. Nice!
Things just got crazier from there because this engineer guy got so smart he was like 8 humans. He told Einstein what's what in the holodeck, then plugged himself into the computer.
He got so smart that he even stopped using his mouth to talk! He took full control of the ship, created a gravitron field, and brought us to the center of the galaxy to meet an alien. Well, after that we were put right back to where we were (the telescope, remember?) Barclay's back to normal except he's hitting on Troi hardcore, so I figured he was good enough to get back to his job even though he took over the ship. It wasn't for long anyway.
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